Jose Jalapeño on a Stick. Your average, not normal guy. On a stick.Tumblr (3.0; @eljalapeno)http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chrssy.tumblr.com/post/50954858333/riding-your-man-like">chrssy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>riding your man like</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/79c3a7a47aeeecbfb3e538f802c4a1d1/tumblr_inline_mn4kq4KIGk1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51052993842http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51052993842Wed, 22 May 2013 00:52:25 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stillslydgn.tumblr.com/post/27209257380/im-too-punk-croc-for-this-shit">stillslydgn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i’m too punk croc for this shit </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m761denr5z1qd1cpv.jpg" alt="image"/></p> </blockquote>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51052988037http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51052988037Wed, 22 May 2013 00:52:17 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a809110dfdd051e229ea390a7823ea2c/tumblr_mn5qcvCa5x1r192jpo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51052977980http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51052977980Wed, 22 May 2013 00:52:03 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://suojure.tumblr.com/post/50331285307/malijuanastyles-i-was-sitting-in-the-bathroom">suojure</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://malijuanastyles.tumblr.com/post/46954010959/i-was-sitting-in-the-bathroom-today-when-like-5">malijuanastyles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7aa513bbf38a2f8f9fa3d0eba5c23a31/tumblr_inline_mmqb49tlri1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51052868354http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51052868354Wed, 22 May 2013 00:49:39 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freeshawarmas.tumblr.com/post/50829172401">freeshawarmas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jehovas-witness.tumblr.com/post/50183264613/internetexplorers-cheese3d-nothings-worse">jehovas-witness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internetexplorers.tumblr.com/post/50183086927">internetexplorers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cheese3d.tumblr.com/post/39154688980/nothings-worse-than-soft-grapes">cheese3d</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>nothings worse than soft grapes</p> </blockquote> <p>soft apples</p> </blockquote> <p>soft dicks</p> </blockquote> <p>☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽</p> </blockquote>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51052273741http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51052273741Wed, 22 May 2013 00:36:43 -0500<p><a href="http://clamperl.tumblr.com/post/51044227376" class="tumblr_blog">clamperl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clamperl.tumblr.com/post/51043892529">clamperl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/3bb2f5c751360c8839bd3d0ea45808b6/tumblr_inline_mn6k2mlYfp1qz4rgp.png" alt="image"/></p></blockquote>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51052267095http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51052267095Wed, 22 May 2013 00:36:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46d663f802d9dd26cef28ed4fda2f4fc/tumblr_mn6mlqAkCN1ql5380o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flyawaymax.tumblr.com/post/51047924824/fuck-i-only-have-151-hours-left-on-this-i-better">flyawaymax</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick</p> </blockquote>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51052238270http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51052238270Wed, 22 May 2013 00:35:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b621025c4fbbec5ba7baa32c15ab7348/tumblr_mmp8cafmBI1rkyzs6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://getoffmybloghoe.tumblr.com/post/50282745823/heard-you-were-talking-shit">getoffmybloghoe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>heard you were talking shit </p> </blockquote>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51049788214http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51049788214Tue, 21 May 2013 23:48:35 -0500<p><a href="http://wtfsofunny.info/post/51047182963/hearing-what-your-voice-sounds-like-recorded-and" class="tumblr_blog">lolsofunny</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughingstation.tumblr.com/post/48684008901/hearing-what-your-voice-sounds-like-recorded-and">laughingstation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtfsofunny.info/post/45812896346/hearing-what-your-voice-sounds-like-recorded-and">lolsofunny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justfunnypics.net/post/45768690248/hearing-what-your-voice-sounds-like-recorded-and">lolzpicx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/03cd6cc97259817be007479c019907cc/tumblr_inline_mjogst0mOY1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://lolsofunny.tumblr.com/" title="Click if you wanna laugh!">LOL</a></strong></p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://laughingstation.tumblr.com/"><strong><em>More FUNNY POST here!</em></strong></a></p> </blockquote> <p>(<a href="http://lolsofunny.tumblr.com/">lol here!</a>)</p></blockquote>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51049089739http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51049089739Tue, 21 May 2013 23:36:34 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/58e05645f0dde3318ddf26642aab2633/tumblr_mn2egwhD8H1qf968wo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/47303fe98f4952a07039fee95d173ca2/tumblr_mn2egwhD8H1qf968wo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/35f2f38d8924d737a3369a73655ff2ef/tumblr_mn2egwhD8H1qf968wo3_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f801b3550ed7940273815059442cbca/tumblr_mn2egwhD8H1qf968wo4_400.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://memeblock.com/post/51047283885/http-memeblock-com" class="tumblr_blog">meme4u</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://memeblock.com/"><strong><u><a href="http://memeblock.com/"><a href="http://memeblock.com/">http://memeblock.com/</a></a></u></strong></a></p></blockquote>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51049040041http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51049040041Tue, 21 May 2013 23:35:43 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dunwall.tumblr.com/post/50759986860/connorkawaii-take-a-shot-for-every-time-the-uk">dunwall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://connorkawaii.tumblr.com/post/50759747824/take-a-shot-for-every-time-the-uk-doesnt-get">connorkawaii</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/49f8c2f7ab7f414a043b4f0285ba9124/tumblr_inline_mn0k5wH5m91qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>at least the alcohol is free</p> </blockquote>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51048979783http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51048979783Tue, 21 May 2013 23:34:43 -0500<blockquote> <p>In the event that Tumblr will somehow change drastically to the point where none of us will want to come on anymore, feel free to send me your: </p> <p>Skype Name</p> <p>Email Address</p> <p>Facebook</p> <p>Instagram </p> <p>AIM/Google Chat</p> <p>Cell Number [Make sure we’re in the same country!]</p> <p>Go forth my friends! I want to stay in touch. </p> </blockquote>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51048751780http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51048751780Tue, 21 May 2013 23:31:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1822d8aa1ee52b63c8b2bb75a2cbe164/tumblr_mmzwmg74s91qj0196o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51048576871http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51048576871Tue, 21 May 2013 23:28:25 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dean-tacos-cas.tumblr.com/post/51017734058">dean-tacos-cas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spookapple.tumblr.com/post/32863406747/jackvessalius-look-what-we-have-here">spookapple</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jackvessalius.tumblr.com/post/32863308940">jackvessalius</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcz3hc5C91r3fnsr.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcz3lnO7Y1r3fnsr.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcz3oQQbD1r3fnsr.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>look what we have here</p> </blockquote> <p>i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life</p> </blockquote>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51048558598http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51048558598Tue, 21 May 2013 23:28:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a6590ede5722a109d1d364c3c63b676/tumblr_mn6lm8Q2WP1qe9h84o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c67e97af0bc944dcee95734655e4329/tumblr_mn6lm8Q2WP1qe9h84o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b2bca94b45197abfc46cd3c0bc43239/tumblr_mn6lm8Q2WP1qe9h84o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://sle4zy.tumblr.com/post/51046545833/tru-romance" class="tumblr_blog">sle4zy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>♡ </span>Tru Romance <span>♡</span></p></blockquote>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51048498630http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51048498630Tue, 21 May 2013 23:27:08 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ce5171bfdb1575274b3f367b9e1e9df/tumblr_mi2xzxde3G1qexdvfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51046951742http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51046951742Tue, 21 May 2013 23:02:43 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mch14mJrpL1qm66xno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://janecrocker.tumblr.com/post/34323083521/janecrocker-wait-what-does-this-mean-im">janecrocker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://janecrocker.tumblr.com/post/34322975496/wait-what-does-this-mean">janecrocker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>wait what does this mean</p> </blockquote> <p>im serious does anybody know</p> </blockquote>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51046924458http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51046924458Tue, 21 May 2013 23:02:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/299a0ffdcdaa95af1902bf4afa857b55/tumblr_mmz7alxk1P1s1ckhko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51046899981http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51046899981Tue, 21 May 2013 23:01:55 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andrewhussiesbosom.tumblr.com/post/44468162937/amporacronus-andrewhussiesbosom-wait-okay-is">andrewhussiesbosom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amporacronus.tumblr.com/post/44468099539/andrewhussiesbosom-wait-okay-is-it-eeeither">amporacronus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andrewhussiesbosom.tumblr.com/post/44467993993/wait-okay-is-it-eeeither-or-iiiiiieither">andrewhussiesbosom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”</p> </blockquote> <p>could be either one</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0ca81b2c6d162a4ba729086fc81a84ff/tumblr_inline_mj3j3igZ6d1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51046879804http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51046879804Tue, 21 May 2013 23:01:36 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://richwhitelesbian.tumblr.com/post/35884325056/hes-makin-a-list-checkin-it-twice-gonna-find">richwhitelesbian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>he’s makin a list</p> <p>checkin’ it twice!</p> <p>gonna find out if you’re middle class and white</p> </blockquote>http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51039283870http://eljalapeno.tumblr.com/post/51039283870Tue, 21 May 2013 21:21:54 -0500