zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

straight white boy problem

supermoclel:

when she tells you her bra size and you have no idea what the fuck it means

veganspartyharder:

buzzfeed:

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

Pretty much the only decent buzzfeed article Ive seen in forever

supremeprocrastination:

ultrafacts:

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i thought they could slip out of their shields and be naked oh

supremeprocrastination:

ultrafacts:

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i thought they could slip out of their shields and be naked oh

literalsame:

astrology isn’t real when it says bad things about my sign

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

phleps:

theirye’re* 

robyns-hood:

wwiao:

my favourite thing ever

OMG!!!!!

robyns-hood:

wwiao:

my favourite thing ever

OMG!!!!!

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

meatloves:

the cucumber saga

peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better