later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

tibets:

here is a lovely horse that is about to eat a dog

twerking-amporas:

ghilles:

snarg:

when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them 

Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.

they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

anus:

im not your average girl

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

r0wdyruff:

pleatedjeans:

jelly vampire

i read it through twice and it was brilliant both times

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

outdatedmorality:

hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:

cuntagions:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I CANT BREAHTE

Dobby is a free elf

DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

kualitie:

she just had to get pregnant and ruin everyones lives

crackawaii:

iconic