my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
here is a lovely horse that is about to eat a dog
when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them
Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.
they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
I CANT BREAHTE
Dobby is a free elf
DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
she just had to get pregnant and ruin everyones lives