El_Jalapeño

May 17

ieatgokudera: theladythorki: nyan-cats-daughter: loveloree: that would be the best surprise ever omg :OOOOO no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke but you get another polar bear and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool but it kEEPS HAPPENING OVER AND OVER you get more and more frustrated each time eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears you’re so thirsty you never wanted this to happen all you wanted was a coke how do you get the polar bear out

ieatgokudera:

theladythorki:

nyan-cats-daughter:

loveloree:

that would be the best surprise ever omg

:OOOOO

no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these

you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke

but you get another polar bear

and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool

but it kEEPS HAPPENING

OVER AND OVER

you get more and more frustrated each time

eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears

you’re so thirsty

you never wanted this to happen

all you wanted was a coke

how do you get the polar bear out

(via gamzeemakarena)

tomlinscunt:

I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

(via those-dancing-gays)

(Source: connuh, via those-dancing-gays)

(Source: estuds, via those-dancing-gays)

mypatronusisyou:

instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes

(via those-dancing-gays)

If I was your girlfriend/boyfriend…[finish it in my ask]

el-lsd:

idk maybe someone will haha

doooo itttt. (:

(Source: whowilltellthe-storyofyourlife, via heavenly-c-outure)

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

(via canfy)

sidofferey-thethird: So today in class a wasp flew into our room and was sitting on the ceiling and instead of just killing it with a ruler or book or something mY TEACHER SET IT ON FIRE

sidofferey-thethird:

So today in class a wasp flew into our room and was sitting on the ceiling and instead of just killing it with a ruler or book or something mY TEACHER SET IT ON FIRE

(via another-funnyblog)

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kawaiipeculier:

everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions theyre really passionate about and im just over here like

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(via boosummers)

all of my friends are growing up and getting jobs and im just

laugh-addict:

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(via humortastic)

dual-scar:

dual-scar:

my favorite part of halloween is finding the fake spider decorations all over the house afterwards and getting scared of them for a split second

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NOT A FAKE SPIDER DECORATION I REPEAT THIS WAS NOT A FAKE FUCKING SPIDER FUCKKFJDSFDSFDS

(Source: thi3fshipping, via those-dancing-gays)

dj-bsnow:

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

(via yeahhitsmickeystfu)

thepresidentsshoelaces:

obamasdaughter:

eiffelstower:

pizza:

hey i like your shoelaces

thanks i stole them from the president 

wtf where are my dads shoelaces

I’m here

(via yeahhitsmickeystfu)