jake the dog (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
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the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
tell your girlfriend I’m sorry for being prettier than her
(hears someone call my name) was that quiet enough to pretend i didnt hear them
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He is called bread bread and he lives in bread
White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.
This is true. I personally have travelled all the way across the world to invade 75% of the world’s countries, slaughtering millions upon millions of people to get a sachet of cinnamon.
north west isnt even a year old and shes getting headlines that make her sound wild and unpredictable
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Will this work?
It did not work.
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ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG
LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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I’ll just leave this here…
I FUCKING LOVE HOW THEY ALL GO TO THE EDGE LIKE “Oh shit. Did they die?”
the one that doesnt move nigga just stretch his neck to look over
except for that one that hops away and gives no fucks
why do i find this cute as fuck?
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