July 2012
Celebrating the 4th of July
Friend: So-
Me: EAGLES
Friend: What?
Me: FIREWORKS
Friend: What the hell are you do-
Me: APPLE PIE
Friend: I'm walking awa-
Me: AMERICA
Friend: Oh my god, shut up, we're in public!
Me: I CAN'T HERE YOU OVER THE SOUND OF FREEDOM
Me: *EAGLE SCREECH*
Hope you Brits don't get thirsty.
hannahtheharlot:
ALL THE TEA IS GONE.
America is no longer in a relationship with Great...
nicoception:
lillianjessica:
trololololointhedungeon:
if you like it then you shouldn’t put a king on it.
help
GOD
sassy-gay-jake-english:
daydreamdryad:
have you ever looked at your gf/bf and thought
wow
how did i get so lucky
yeah
Why couldn't Thor's hammer break Captain America's...
01012012:
theneverendingdrums:
stravaganza:
the-ss-destiel:
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
When people try to talk to me when i have...
sodamnrelatable:
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rockonscubatron:
“KANGAROO ISLAND EH? I HEAR THAT PLACE IS REALLY
HOPPING.”
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wheelcher:
oatmeal raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip
That awkward moment when you walk into a room and...
sodamnrelatable:
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“let’s take this to the bedroom“ i say seductively as i pick up my laptop to so i can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
most-awkward-moments:
oddyeezy:
my friend carlos lost his car yesterday
now we just call him los
You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
