May 2013
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
the-laughing-cactus:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
When you were younger and a friend came round
sodamnrelatable:
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
bayconbit:
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
r0dents:
fireflufferz:
sigh-asdfghjkl:
andrewhussiesbosom:
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders
[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders
[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’
[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis
[College voice] haha ‘penis’
meladoodle:
*writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*
When People Think I'm Quiet & Innocent ..
sodamnrelatable:
You Just Dont Know …
i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem
christinaposabule:
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
dekutree:
did they have rainbows in the 1800s everything else was black and white so…
cheesecurl:
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:
when you get a test back and realize that you read a question wrong
Reblog if your a hunter then check your ask.
blond-demon:
blond-demon:
You’ll see soon enough.
Guys what are you doing this was only supposed to get five notes
No matter, you will all still get the ask *Sigh*
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
the-yolocaust:
who is tyler and what did he create
nerdfithers:
oneboredjeu:
nerdfithers:
nerdfithers:
i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once
needless to say i was shocked
get out
this is my post you get out
sharonosbourne:
paulbearer:
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
into-the-snogbox:
pingustolemysanity:
imagine-your-fav-character:
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
But it would be a bloody brilliant week
WHEN SUMMER WEATHER IS FINALLY HERE
howdoiputthisgently:
I’M LIKE:
AND SHORTLY AFTER THAT I’M LIKE:
simplymykayla:
cnnbreakingofficial:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
vanillish:
tweenking:
vanillish:
tweenking:
vanillish:
tweenking:
Some ladies say I’m a real
how
spend the night with me babe i bet you’re a real
sounds like a real
alright come over about
i can’t wait to
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
