rocknrollfuldead:

Acid is like photoshop for brain.

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

teamfreesexuality:

taintedtrenchcoat:

thedemonica:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jephry:

if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die

what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of

what if you rolled their body in salt first

easy there, satan

margarita of pain

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

p-eachful:

plot twist: for Halloween a black cat dresses up as a white girl

pomeray:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

image

pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

I’m going to go get myself a dr pepper from the fridge

just got back from getting a dr pepper from the fridge

took a few sips

still drinking it.  about halfway done

maybe a couple sips left

finished the dr pepper

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

frenums:
mrelisha26:

it aint nothin to cut that bitch off

mrelisha26:

it aint nothin to cut that bitch off