australian accents sound so bad all of the time especially in movies/tv shows i can’t believe i have one
im sorry rosie youve been a good friend
so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny
BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
real pain is having to wash your hair after a good hair day
Reddit user trevordrum's girlfriend was taking a panorama of the room. He changed just in time.
Took me a minute
Look at the window guys
So my mom kept yelling at me to put my socks away.
frick you mom