i had sex with this guy and afterwards i high fived him and said “excellent work!” in a really cheesy voice and he stared at me for a good 10 seconds like ‘what the fuck is wrong with u’
I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!
It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.
tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys
"im 12 but i am mature for my age"
can we address the elephant in the room
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
back at it again at krispy kreme
Things I will not judge you for:
Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes